He had been a vegetarian for more than 15 years. He wouldn’t even eat a chicken flavored noodles (which doesn’t even have actual chicken in it). He would cook and eat separately when we decided to eat meat at home. He eats egg though.

And one day, we went to McDonald’s. He bought an Egg McMuffin, and a large-fries. We were all having McChickens. He started eating his McMuffin. He had probably had one or two bites until one of us noticed a slice of meat in between the buns. Turns out McMuffin has pork in it.

Hence the title.